Terminated

As of 11 am this morning my Canadian paperwork has been terminated.  We were supposed to have our interview today for my becoming Canadian.  As we have sold our condo and have half of it packed up, we figured we would skip the interview, and skip paying the Canadian government another 500 dollars.  The request for the interview we received said that if we did not go to the interview our paperwork would be terminated.  So I am officially not Canadian! WooHoo!  We don't know what the repercussions of skipping the interview are going to be.  Will I be deported?  Don't know, but it seems unlikely.  And who cares if I am cuz I am moving home anyway! 

So anyway.  I am not terrible sleeper.  Occasionally I will have the random night when it takes me like 2 hours to fall asleep, so those are usually few and far between.  Last night was a pretty brutal night of sleep, or should I say lack of sleep.  All thanks to Mr. Snorey McSnorestoloud laying next to me.  Am I the only one that has a husband who snores horribly??  (BTW Mark would be mortified to know that I am telling all my friends that he snores, so maybe don't bring it up when you see him next).  Like seriously he is horrible!  He sleeps on his back, he snores.  He sleeps on his sides, he snores!  Does not snore when he sleeps on his stomach but he rarely sleeps on his stomach.  Now usually he isn't too horrible with the snoring.  I can usually sleep through it often with the help of ear plugs.  Unfortunately last night around 3am or so I woke up to his snoring.  His snoring was so loud that it woke me up, AND I had my little ear plugs in! 

I tried pulling on the blankets to get him to move (my usual method of interrupting his snoring), didn't work.  I tried moving around a lot in an attempt to shake the bed and make him move so he'd stop snoring.  But nothing was working, deep sleeper that he is he was out.  So after awhile of this I finally got fed up and went and slept on the couch.

So irritated. Then he wakes up this morning without a clue and asks why I slept on the couch.  Uhh Hello buddy YOU'RE the reason I slept on the couch!
Now most people (like my sister Sarah) would probably lay next to their snoring husband for about 5 minutes before giving them a swift kick to make them stop.  I don't know why, but I just think this is a mean thing to do.  Usually pulling the blankets off him works, so I try to avoid kicking him and being a jerk.  He can't help that he snores, he can't control it.  And after we got married the first time I complained about him snoring he didn't believe that he actually snored.  Anyway...am I the only one with this problem.
I guess maybe I'm not as good of a sleeper as I originally thought I was.  Usually on a night like last night I would pop a couple Tylenol pm and be out cold through all the snoring...but alas we were out of that miracle drug, and I was forced to suffer.  So the end.