Updates....the little things

So there isn't really anything major going on right now. That is probably why I haven't posted any updates lately. So I figured I'll just give you the highlights.

-if you haven't ever had a drink called a rocket, you should
-a Wilson family delicacy is hot dog soup (sounds disgusting, but it is delicious)
-Caroline made me a valentine with sparkles on it
-my 6th graders don't know the continents
-you can take the Canadian out of Canada, but you can't take the hockey out of the Canadian
-a rocket is a beer combined with a Smirnoff
-living apart from you husband sucks for many reasons
-the good part of living apart from my husband is that I don't have to watch hockey, or action movies
-I had most of a class answer the question 'what European country first colonized brazil' with native Americans
-hot dog soup is like potato soup but with hot dogs in it(i should have said it was a higham family delicacy as its from my moms side)
-I suggest not using cherry lime Smirnoff in a rocket. Green apple is the best combo and you should all go try it right now
-I told one of my teacher friends that I love my sisters kids more than marks siblings kids...she thought that was bad
-remember when smirnoffs were like the best drink ever?
-I miss California like crazy sometimes
-dear heart has been fairly sane lately...but that could just be that since I don't live there any I don't have to see the crazy
-Colin laughs when I try to tickle him and make silly noises like I'm gonna eat him-this makes Caleb cry.
-you probably shouldn't drink a rocket if your name is Kristin or Erin
-I can't help it if I feel closer to my sisters kids...it's a blood thing
-I feel like I knew all seven continents in elementary school
-this one time I remember drinking by the pool all afternoon and then trying to touch Sophie's boobs
-Caleb is a sensitive little guy. I think he's like me that way
- my 8th graders one day said "that's so fetch". It was a perfect opportunity for me to respond with "youre not gonna make fetch happen". They started cracking up
-when I was a kid I would cry if I spilled something
-I get really angry in my head when I am at somebody's house as a guest and they give me a meal with no napkin
-Sophie's really guarded about her boobs
-if you don't know what 'fetch' means you should watch mean girls(KATHY!)
-I hate getting messy when I eat probably more than I hate anything...hence my anger when not provided with a napkin
-I can always tell there is hockey on TV when I hear my husband yell 'that should have been a penalty'
-I think the Fourth of July 2009 was one of my favorite days
-the last time I ate an orange I almost started crying because its juice was getting all over me. I haven't eaten an orange since, and I don't plan to
-I have enjoyed coaching basketball and getting to know my girls better
-I could really go for some golden spoon right now. And some in n out for that matter
-I have been so fired up at one of our bball games that I had to go home and drink half a bottle on wine to help my anger towards to opposing coach dissipate
-sleeping with my husband in a queen bed is like torture. I need my space
-wink wink...living apart from my husband sucks
-in a related yet unrelated note: when we have kids my in laws are so not allowed to stay with us. MIL has been with Tim and E and just watching them all together with the baby is enough to convince me I can't have her when I have kids. I understand its different for E whose own mother is dying. I will be happy to have my own mama help me
-I am shocked that my husband got me a valentines day present. A one hour massage at a spa
-I can usually find something humorous about the kids everyday...it helps to keep me from going crazy
-mark living with his brother has worked to my advantage...I got a diamond necklace for Christmas and a spa day for valentines.
-in our 5 years together I have gotten one valentines gift from him-but I never bought him anything either. We are more the go out to a nice dinner couple than the present couple
-if you wanna see Sophie get really embarrassed ask her about her boobs-it is quite funny
-I had a nice birthday this year, got a sweater from Riegle part of 5 and a homemade card from Caroline. Mom/dad got me a cast iron Dutch oven that I'm really excited about. Mark and I went out to a fancy steak dinner
-boy that rocket is going through me like crazy. I feel like a racehorse
-I think my favorite bday was my 23rd which was a night out in Hollywood
-Did you catch that racehorse joke? I thought it was funny
-my principal made fun of me one day for a spelling error i made in an email. I informed him that was why i didn't become an English teacher. He thought that comment was funny too
-I believe that I have spewed enough nonsense for one evening. Hope you enjoyed the update! Have a good night kids I love you!